I
Duct
Tape
Aahh, duct tape. Not only used for fixing holes, putting (or rather taping) things
together. But also for duct tapping teachers, principals, and loved ones
to the ceiling and walls. For making daring fashion statements, especially at
prom. And for coloring the world with the many different colors of duct tape. As
Allen Ferrante once said "God made the world, but it's held together with
duct tape." You can also use it for such uses as ; shutting up that
annoying jerk in the movies who laughs at a hyena and incessantly talks. Or as a
pay back, duct tape your friend in their underwear to a tree, just a suggestion.
Basically what I am trying (again trying) to get across here is that there is
nothing like duct tape. I can guarantee that no matter where you are you could
probably find a use for it. So if you ever just bored out of your mind, just
grab a roll of duct tape and see where it takes you. Who knows you could just
end up being recognized for it.
