Script Exerpts

Meeting Hermione

HERMIONE- (ENTERS THREW DOOR)  Has anyone scene a toad? A boy named Nevil's lost one. Oh, are you doing magic? Let's see then.

RON- (LOOKS AT HARRY- CLEARS HIS THROAT) Sunshine daisies butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow. (SPARKS FLY OUT OF WAND).

HERMIONE-  (WALKS IN AND SITS DOWN) Are you sure that's a real spell? I've only tried a few simple ones myself, but it's all worked for me. For example (SITS IN FRONT OF HARRY) Occulus Repero. (TAPE FLYS OFF OF GLASSES).

RON and HARRY- Whao!

HERMIONE- Holy Cricket, you're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger. (LOOKS AT RON) And you are????

RON- Ron Weasly

HERMIONE- (STANDS) You two had better change into your robes, I expect we'll be ariving soon. (LEAVES, THEN TURNS AROUND) You have dirt on your nose, did you know? Just there.

Learning Quiditch

WOOD- Quiditch, is easy enough to understand. There are four balls, adn seven players on each side. (OPENS CHEST) This is the Quaffle, each team has two Chasers, it's there job to score. The Keeper, that's me, tries to keep the other team from scoring.

HARRY- (SEES BLUDGER MOVING) What's that ball for?

WOOD- You'd better take this. (HANDS HIM CLUB. RELASES BLUDDGER. BALL HEADS TOWARD HARRY, HITS IT) You'd make a fair Beater, Potter. (LOOKS UP) Hold one now, she's coming back. (WRESTLES TO THE GROUND) Bludgers, nasty little buggers. But, Potter, you're the Seeker, the only thing I want you to worry about is this. (POPS SNITCH OUT OF PLACE).

HARRY- I think I like this ball.

WOOD- Eh, You like it now, but it's bloody fast, and damn near impossible to catch.

Quiditch Game

WOOD- You scared Potter.

HARRY- A little.

WOOD- I was scared before my first match.

HARRY- What happened?

WOOD- I don't exactly remember. I took a Bludger to the head two minutes in, woke up in hospital a week later.

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