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Ali (Spoken):
Trapped!...
Tricked!...
Hoodblinked!...
Hambushed!...
Men (Sing):
Friend,
Whut's on yer mind?
Why do you walk
Around and around,
With yer hands
Folded behind
And yer chin
Scrapin' the ground?
Ali (Spoken):
Twenty minutes ago I am free like a breeze,
Free like a bird in the woodland wild,
Free like a gypsy, free like a child,
I'm unattached!
Twenty minutes ago, I can do what I please,
Flick my cigar ashes on a rug,
Dunk with a doughnut, drink from a jug--
I'm a happy man!...
I'm minding my own business like I oughter,
Aint meaning any harm to anyone.
I'm talking to a certain farmer's daughter--
Then I'm looking in the muzzle of a gun!
Men (sing):
It's gettin' so you cain't have any fun!
Ev'ry daughter has a father with a gun!
(refrain)
It's a scandal it's a outrage,
How a gal get's a husband today!
Ali:
If you make one mistake when the moon is bright ,
Then they tie you to a contract, so you'll make it ev'ry night!
Men:
It's a scandal it's a outrage!
When her fambly surround you and say:
"You got to take and make a honest womern outa Nell!"
Ali:
To make you make her honest, she will lie like hell!
Men:
It's a scandal it's a outrage!
On our manhood, it's a blot!
Where is the leader who will save us?
And be the first man to be shot?
Ali:(Spoken)
Me?
Men:(Spoken)
Yes, you!
(Sung)
It's a scandal it's a outrage!
Jist a wink and a kiss and you're through!
Ali:
You're a mess and in less than a year, by heck!
There's a baby on your shoulder making bubbles on your neck!
Men:
It's a scandal it's a outrage!
Any farmer will tell you it's true!
Ali:
A rooster in a chickencoop is better off'n men.
He aint the special property of just one hen!
Men:
It's a scandal it's a outrage!
It's a problem we must solve!
We gotta start a revolution!
Girls:
All right, noys! Revolve! |