Weird Al

"The Saga Begins"

parody of: "American Pie"

cd: Running With Scissors

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"Every Minute Every Hour"

cd: 2gether Again

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A long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
and I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
could talk the federation into
maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
they locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
and we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
that's where we found this boy

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a Jedi, soon I'm going to be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
isn't even old enough to shave
and he can use the Force, they say
Ah, Do you see him hitting on the queen
though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
and I've heard how fast his pod can go
and we were broke it's true
so we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flying ace
and the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
oh yes, It was our boy

We started singing...
My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a Jedi, soon I'm going to be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
the Jedi Council we knew would want
to see how good the boy could be
so we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
and he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
oh, Training they forbid
because Yoda sensed in him much fear
and Qui-Gon said "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was singing...
my my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a Jedi, soon I'm going to be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
because Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
we all fought in that epic war
and it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
and in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
a lot of folks were croaking
The Battle-droids were broken
and the Jedi I admire most
met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singing...
My my this here Anakin guy
maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a Jedi, soon I'm going to be a Jedi"

We were singing...
My my this here Anakin guy
maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a Jedi"

Baby I know you were wrong
But I forgive you yeah

Another day has gone by
Still have your picture by my side
I can’t forget when you left
When we said goodbye
I know it’s hard to carry on
Can I survive?

Every minute, every hour
I just can’t get you out of my mind
No matter how hard I try
Every Day, Every Night
I wish you were back in my life
Can we give it just one more chance?
This Time

Looking back on it now, oh
Where we went wrong
I can’t figure out
Wish I could turn back the time
And make you mine
Is it too late for us to try
A second time?

Every minute, every hour
I just can’t get you out of my mind
No matter how hard I try
Every Day, Every Night
I wish you were back in my life
Can we give it just one more chance?
This Time

I just don’t see things the same
Can’t get out of the rain
It’s clouding my mind (mind)
I’ll make it all up to you
Tell me what I should do
I want you back in my life

Give me one more chance

Every minute, every hour
I just can’t get you out of my mind
No matter how hard I try
Every Day, Every Night
I wish you were back in my life
Can we give it just one more chance?
Every minute, every hour
I just can’t get you out of my mind
No matter how hard I try
Every Day, Every Night
I wish you were back in my life
Can we give it just one more chance?
This Time
Oh yeah oh

Can we give it just one more chance?
yeah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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