Buddha: Reebok Commercial

You are better than me, girls money

And everything I try to compete with

You but you beat me at everything I

Do I see you in the  things that would like to be

But I'm different from you so you will

Have to be like me I cannot be bought

My personality is what I choose

I was brought up without a silver cup

I won't covet the things owned by you

For all the world material things are

Now more and more jealousy for me

And you I won't covet the things owned

By your store

Dude Ranch: Enthused

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-Mr. Richert

Enema of the State: Aliens Exist

Hey Mom there's something in the backroom

I hope it's not the creatures from above.

You used to read me stories

As if my dreams were boring.

We all know conspiracies are dumb.

What if people knew that these were real.

I'd leave my closet door open all night.

I know the CIA would say

What you hear is all hearsay.

I wish someone would tell me what was right.

Up all night long and there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late 

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys.

I'm not like you.

I am still the skeptic yes you know me.

Been best friends and will be till we lie

I got an injection

Of fear from the abduction

My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies, alright

Up all night long and there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late 

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys.

I'm not like you.

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation

Information, nice to know ya, paranoia

Where's my mother, bio-father

Up all night long and there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late 

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys.

Twelve majestic lies.

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